Ridiculous Things We Say At Work
I don’t blog about work much, because I cherish the ability to pay my bills on time. But - it’s worth exploring some of the asinine words that get tossed around Corporate America. I have prepared the following paragraph using as many of these words as I could remember:
“Empowerment is critical for leveraging paradigm shifts in the business to business and business to consumer enterprise. Granular offshoring and knowledge process outsourcing consistently improve ROI without sacrificing KPI’s, and ensure that modular client-centric best practices receive the highest visibility. Synergy and co-opetition prevent next generation upstarts from the reverse-fulfillment loopholes of Sarbanes-Oxley, and guarantee best-of-breed brick-and-mortar exist strategies.”
