A friend of mine told me a few days ago that I need a pair of “ass jeans”.
Apparently, it’s important for guys to own a pair of “ass jeans”. And for those who may not understand what I’m talking about - this is a pair of jeans that accentuates a guy’s ass.
I didn’t even know that guys had asses - much less asses that needed to be shown off.
So ladies - what makes a good pair of “ass jeans”?
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Written on Sat, 09 February 2008 at 1:14 pm
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February 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Ass jeans are key. They’re pants that actually fit you around your butt instead of just sagging like you have a load of bricks in your pants. All men should wear these! I feel a fashion blog coming on dedicated to men’s jeans. Thanks for the idea!
February 10th, 2008 at 10:01 am
The only thing that makes good ass jeans, is a good ass, lol. Trust me!! I don’t care what men say - they may think they have good ass jeans, but if their ass is not looking very good, no amount of jean material is going to fix that
February 10th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I think it depends on the ass.
I think all my jeans are ass jeans, but I think that’s because I have an ass ass.
February 10th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
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February 10th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Ass jeans are definitely an essential component of anyone’s wardrobe - whether you’re a guy or a girl.
It’s simple … but there isn’t one jean that works on everyone. If you’ve got an ass, go for a pair that just fit around the booty. Not tight - but not saggy baggy, for the love of God. Those jeans should be outlawed.
If you have no junk in the trunk, it’s all in the pockets. You’ll know a good pair of jeans when you turn around and say, “Damn, my ass looks awesome!” Trust me.
Now, go shopping!!! And you really should report back to us with pictures. We’ll let you know how you did.
February 11th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I’m no expert on ass jeans but if you are lucky enough to have a girlfriend to set you straight on the matter you are a lucky man indeed. In my novel Dining with Death I’ve created a few Girlfriend Rules, one of which is Girlfriend Rule #3 Always Tell Your Girlfriend when She Looks Fat. I suppose there is cause to create Girlfriend Rules for guys and if I can ever work those rules into a novel I’ll start with Rules For Guys with Friends that Are Girls Whom they Aren’t Kissing and Rule #1 would be Always Tell Your Male Friends when they NEED Ass Jeans.
Kathleen Molloy - author - Dining with Death
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February 17th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
You’ve been shopping for backpacks and wrist watches (I can’t say I’m surprised by either), but you have yet to blog your succesful (or unsuccessful) venture in to the world of ass jeans shopping.
C’mon Mike, you’ve got real shopping to do. Bring on the ass!
Nicola
ps. My opinion on ass jeans is that every man should always buy ass jeans. Women look stupid in jeans with so much fabric that you can’t tell where the ass ends and the leg begins. Men too look equally as stupid. Pants need not be skin tight, but they should allow for dinstinction between where the ass ends and the leg begins.
June 20th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Joe Gekko Jeans have the best “ass jeans” I’ve seen or worn. Keep an eye out for the arrival to touch down in the US this Fall from Italy, 7 Unique cuts for women and 3 for men. This is just the beginning!